I AM GOOD AT STOCKS

400 shares of SIRI purchased at $0.49/share. Current price: $0.51/share!
300 shares of LEHMQ purchased at $0.139/share. Current price: $0.110/share!
50 shares of PPC purchased at $4.01/share. Current price: $3.84/share!

Hey. One of those in the positive gain!

Newest member of the family

Welcome to my 50 shares of PPC.

So let's look at my portfolio. The riches are camouflaged, so let's ignore the negative numbers:

400 shares of SIRI purchased at $0.49/share. Current price: $0.458/share!
300 shares of LEHMQ purchased at $0.139/share. Current price: $0.115/share!
50 shares of PPC purchased at $4.01/share. Current price: $3.94/share!

So I'm only down $23.50 at the moment. Now, I'm pretty sure the goal is to be, but we're in this for the long term. And I'm only down about 9%. The DOW is down 15%. So it's like I've gained 6%, right?

Prime rib city, here I come.

On to the racetrack

Alright, so I bought 400 shares of SIRI officially. The other two orders never went through. Why? No clue. I canceled them, and placed an order for 300 shares of LEHMQ. They used to finance the Titanic.


So, my diverse portfolio looks like this now:

400 shares of SIRI purchased at 0.49/share.
300 shares of LEHMQ purchased at $0.139/share.

I'm putting in NEVERENDING sell orders for both. SIRI at $1.00/share and LEHMQ at $0.50/share.

That should net me a profit of about 112% of my initial investment.

This is how stocks work, right?

Why would I think of Tooey?

Hi,

I suck at the stock market, probably. I'm going to find out. Here's my first ScotTrade order:

1. 24,000 shares of TLPE Limit order at $0.0007
2. 100 shares of RNNM Limit order at $0.30
3. 400 shares of SIRI Limit order at $.049

I don't really know what Limit order meant, though. It's fun for me to pretend that TLPE will go up to $5, so I can sell it for $120,000.00. The stock market works that way, right?